This is wet your pants funny and oh so heartbreakingly true.
What follows was taken from the Shreveport Times in LA. Here's a link that may or may not work
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Crime News
June 15, 2005
Armed robber gets extreme makeover
Group defends beauty school by attacking, holding suspect for police
It was a beauty school knock-out.
An armed robber brandishing a revolver and some tough talk entered Blalock's
Beauty College demanding money Tuesday afternoon.
He left crying, bleeding and under arrest, after Dianne Mitchell, her students
and employees attacked the suspect, beating him into submission.
Mitchell tripped the robber as he tried to leave and cried aloud "get
that sucker" as the group of about 20, nearly all women, some wielding
curling irons, bludgeoned him until police arrived.
"You can tell the world don't mess with the women here," said the
53-year-old who manages the Shreveport beauty school in the 5400 block of
Mansfield Road.
Jared Gipson, 24, of Shreveport was charged with armed robbery, Shreveport
police said. He will be booked into the City Jail once he is released from
the hospital.
"He received several lacerations to the head and was taken to LSU Hospital
in Shreveport," spokeswoman Kacee Hargrave said. "Nobody else was
seriously injured besides the suspect."
About 3 p.m., the workers and students sat around the beauty salon, recounting
their tale, like warriors after a great battle.
A little before noon the students and workers were cleaning up when the robber
walked up quietly behind Mitchell and said, "This is a holdup,"
she recalled.
"I thought it was someone just playing, but then I saw that big old gun.
He said 'get down big momma.'"
The robber, a tall, thin man wearing a handkerchief over his face and a skull
cap, barked out orders to the other people in the school to get down on the
floor, Mitchell said.
As the group complied, some of the women began to cry. The robber didn't react
kindly, telling one of the women she would "be the first to go,"
Mitchell said.
After collecting any money the people had on them, the robber pushed one of
the employees, Abram Bishop, into the back of the room.
"I thought 'Oh my God, he's going to shoot him,'" Mitchell said.
But instead the robber ran toward the front door to escape.
That's when Mitchell raised her leg.
It was enough to trip the robber, who dropped the gun and tumbled into a wall.
Bishop jumped on the man's back, driving him into the ground. Seizing the
opportunity, Mitchell rallied her students.
"We moved some furniture after that," she yelped with joy as she
retold the tale.
Arming themselves with curling irons, chairs, a wooden table leg and clenched
fists, the women attacked.
Blood and urine splattered from the victim; stains adorned the white paints
worn by many of the beauty school students.
Crying in pain, the robber tried to crawl away from the students, Mitchell
said.
"I grabbed his legs and wouldn't let him go. I pulled him back. He wasn't
going to get up out of here and tell everyone he robbed us. When he came in
here, he knocked down a beehive and sent the bees flying all over."
Sharon Blalock, owner of the school, said she couldn't be prouder of her students
and employees. "They just whooped the hell out of him."
Sgt. Kevin Crow, head of the Shreveport police armed robbery unit, said he
was happy no one was hurt but was quick to point out that not all of these
situations end well.
"Legally you can always defend yourself if you feel threatened,"
Crow said. "But is this the best idea? No.
"Any time you are going against a guy with a gun, you have to ask yourself
if your life is worth risking over some material item you have in your store
or on your person. When it works out it's great ... but when it doesn't, usually
the results are pretty tragic," Crow said.
The gun, police learned later, was not loaded. But there was no remorse from
the students.
"He got what he deserved," Renae Collier, 26, said. Collier's engagement
ring was broken at some point during the melee.
"I'm just relieved he didn't get away," student Gladys Woods, 24,
said. "He probably would have come back if we didn't stop him."
Police are continuing their investigation into the incident, suggesting it
might lead to more charges against Gipson. "He will be looked at as a
suspect in other robberies in the area," Detective J.E. Cromer said.
The Family Dollar in the 2600 block of Hollywood Avenue and a Chevron gas
station at the corner of Hollywood and Hearne Avenue are two other businesses
in the area that have been robbed recently.
Early Tuesday, before the robbery, Mitchell had gathered her students and
told them they needed to watch out for one another.
"It's like we were saying in class, we have to stay together as a team,"
Mitchell said. "You can tell any prospective students, Blalock's Beauty
College has got your back."

"They just whooped the hell out of him."
Sharon Blalock, owner of Blalock's Beauty College in Shreveport
Dianne Mitchell of Blalock’s Beauty College (right) describes how she beat an armed robber who entered the college around noon Tuesday. Mitchell tripped the suspect, and the majority of the 18 people in the room continued to hit and kick him before police arrived to arrest him. (Jessica Leigh/The Times)